The Rum Runners first came about when Captain Erik Drago (Tony Couch) crewed up with Quartermistress Tabitha Crow (Catherine Barson) and Balthus Coarse (Bert Couch), Deck Swab second-class. Ever since, they've been terrorizing and entertaining the nine seas with the sounds of the pounding drum, the picking guitar, and the obnoxious yet beautiful kazoo—leaving in their wake empty rum barrels, and swooning women mysteriously bouncing to the chants of "Oo-gah-bah! Oo-gah-bah! Oo!"

Previous ports of call have included the Georgia Renaissance Festival (http://www.garenfest.com) and Piratepalooza (http://www.piratepalooza.com).

Prepare y'selves landlubbers! Ye've been warned!